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Politics is for the people, by the people, to the people. Politics is not only government politics. Politics occurs in our day to day life also. In every step and in every moment of our life there is politics. Without politics existence of human man kind is not possible. Politics plays a major role in our life.

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Politics quotes

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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain
“A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.”
― Gerald R. Ford
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
– Groucho Marx
"Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong." ~Richard Armour
“There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.,
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers."
-Nikita Khrushchev
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"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right."
"You are completely incorrect," shouts the Senator. "That would be what we would consider a great loss." The room goes silent.
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."  
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."– Groucho Marx
"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle".~Alexis de Tocqueville
“You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.” ― Malcolm X
“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.”― Stephen Colbert
"Fantastic!" exclaims Kerry. "You are absolutely right. Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."  
"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."– Margaret Thatcher
"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule — and both commonly succeed, and are right." ~H.L. Mencken
“My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.” ― Abraham Lincoln
“Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing.” ― John Stuart Mill
"The teacher then asks why he's a Kerry Fan. The boy replies, "well my mum's a Kerry fan and my dad is a Kerry fan...so i'm a Kerry fan."
"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."  
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers."-Nikita Khrushchev
"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. ~Claire Sargent"

Politics messages

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politics messages


AN ELECTION IS COMING. UNIVERSAL PEACE IS DECLARED, AND THE FOXES HAVE A SINCERE INTEREST IN PROLONGING THE LIVES OF THE POULTRY.I OFFER MY OPPONENTS A BARGAIN :IF THEY WILL STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT US,I WILL STOP TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THEM.
Politics is the gentle art
Of getting votes from the poor
And campaign funds from the rich,
By promising to protect each from the other. I offer my opponents a bargain:
If they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Politics is the art of preventing people
From sticking their noses in things
That are properly their business.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
The scarcer it becomes.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
POLITICS IS THE GENTLE ART OF GETTINGVOTES FROM THE POOR AND CAMPAIGNFUNDS FROM THE RICH, BY PROMISINGTO PROTECT EACH FROM THE OTHER
A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and a little less than his share of the credit.
What matters in Politics is what men actually do - sincerity is no excuse for acting unpolitically, and insincerity may be channelled by politics into good results. - Bernard Crick
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

politics messages

POLITICS IS THE ART OF LOOKING FOR TROUBLE,FINDING IT WHETHER IT EXISTS OR NOT,DIAGNOSING IT INCORRECTLY,AND APPLYING THE WRONG REMEDY.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
The scarcer it becomes. Our enemies are innovative
and resourceful and so are we.
They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country
and our people and neither do we.
Someone asked me... How I felt and I was reminded of a story that a fellow townsman of ours used to tell - Abraham Lincoln. They asked him how he felt once after an unsuccessful election. He said he felt like a little boy who has stubbed his toe in the dark. He said that he was too old to cry, but it hurt too much to laugh. - Adlai Stevenson
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Politics status for whatsapp and facebook

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Politics status for whatsaap and facebook

Thought of the day: Once we had Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no Cash and no Hope!
wants to restore America to the great nation it used to be. My voice speaks loudest when I vote and send Washington the message, "You're FIRED!"
If America was a car, our "Check President" warning light would be on!!
America needs Obama care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason

Politics Jokes

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politics joke

Very interesting conversation in Rashtrapati Bhavan after swearing in ceremony of Modi ji. Waiter to Advaniji : Sir, kya lenge? Advaniji : Beta, Leni to shapath thi, par ab tu jalajeera de de.
No drug problem in Punjab
No caste problem in India
No gun problem in US
No dictator problem in N. Korea
No denial problem on this planet
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence. 
The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
Sharad Yadav: Manjhi, chal tu CM bann ja! Manjhi: Ok! Yaay! Sharad: Bahot ho gaya! Ab Nitish ko CM banne de! Manjhi: Naya Phone Liya Hoon. Kaun-hu bol raha?
India: OMG OUR CURRENCYUS: OMG OUR ELECTIONSUK: HOW DARE U CHANGE THE SHAPE OF TOBLERONE U BASTARDS
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. 

politics jokes

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Politician got a bribe of five hundred thousand dollars. When he brought it home, his wife asked him: “Where did you get this money, honey?” He answered: “If somebody asks, that’s the money your grandma left us.”
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer. 

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