Amazing Computer quotes for you


We use computer everyday. Now days Without computer, smartphone, internet our life is not life. But did you know some interesting quotes about computer. Here we have the best collection of computer quotes for you.

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I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees.  That'll do them in.  ~Author Unknown
If computers had invented humans as part of a BI program (biological intelligence), humans would have been tossed aside as barely having achieved perfect game play at Tic-Tac-Toe.— Epine.
Hard Drive: The part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.– Dave Barry
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.  ~Clifford Stoll
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It seems like everything that we see perceived in the brain before we actually use our own eyes, that everything we see is coming through computers or machines and then is being input in our brain cells. So that really worries me.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.  ~Joseph Campbell
There is unexpected beauty hidden everywhere in this world — one just has to be open to seeing it. Remember that the next time you sneeze on your monitor.  — Nathan Walton.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.— Emo Philips
Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them.
Computers seem a little too adaptively flexible, like the strange natives, odd societies, and head cases we study in the social sciences. There's more opposable thumb in the digital world than I care for; it's awfully close to human.
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.Hardware:  where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is.  Software:  where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.  ~Dave Barry
I sit looking at this damn computer screen all day long, day in and day out, week after week, and think: Man, if I could just find the 'on' switch... — Zachary Good.
I do a lot of work on computers, but I am so practiced in drawing that I can draw it full size, and you can take the measurements off my drawings. It's like drafting, but it's a work of art - a really beautiful drawing.
When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames and/or computer pastimes - I just try to encourage them to go outside.
Your computer is a backup of your soul, a multi-layered, menu-driven representation of who you are, who you care about, and how you sin.--MICHAEL MARSHALL
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As smartphones have allowed us to have our computers, emails, social media feeds, and a full surveillance system in our pockets at all times, stories of the law enforcement's unease with that have been popping up in the press. And of course, the ones that become viral videos aren't exactly flattering for law enforcement.
Software-industry battles are fought by highly paid and out-of-shape nerds furiously pounding computer keyboards while they guzzle diet Coke. The stakes aren't very dramatic. Life? Liberty? The pursuit of happiness? Nope, it's about stock options.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in this world that just don't add up.--EVAN ESAR
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows ? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
Software is like entropy: It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.— Norman Augustine
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.--ALAN TURING
Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly. ― Roger Ebert
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.― Joseph Campbell
The rise of Google, the rise of Facebook, the rise of Apple, I think are proof that there is a place for computer science as something that solves problems that people face every day.
No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.― E.A. Bucchianeri
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.--BLO PICASSO
Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container.— Nathan Myhrvold
Computers creating art is an upsetting concept mostly because of what it means about humans.--JASON LEE MILLER
From a programmer’s point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request.— P. Williams
There is unexpected beauty hidden everywhere in this world — one just has to be open to seeing it. Remember that the next time you sneeze on your monitor.  — Nathan Walton.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.– Jeff Pesis
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.— Ludwig Wittgenstein
I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.― Agatha Christie

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